The Largest Squash in Southern California, or, Our Big Green Phallus
Yesterday, C told me one of her coworkers brought some of his squashes to work, and he gave her one. She said it was very large. I underestimated The Squash.
As a point of reference, not only is The Squash terrifyingly large, but I do not eat squash. To console me, you should sponsor Seeworthy in the 2007 Blogathon Heif-a-thon.
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The criticisms of my students would serve as a good warning to visitors of Seeworthy: she talks too fast, she's too hard on us, she assigns too much work, and you have to be a dyke to get a good grade.
In other words, I'm a big, fat, queer, feminist meanie, and I am totally out to get you. Graaagh!
OMG Send it to me!! My grandma used to grow zucchinis that big. You could try this: http://www.chocolatebytes.com/elaines-chocolate-zucchini-cake/
Holy cow, I think you just solved our what-to-eat-it-in dilemma! Colleen wants to make some manner of cheesy zucchini casserole, to which I thoroughly object. Hurray!
Then again, we could probably use it for both AND send you half of it.
poor albus!
make zucchini bread with it or something.
Caption for second picture, LOLcat style:
I can haz zookeeny?
Dreama, I totally dare you to make a real live cat macro out of that. And then I will post that cat macro here. And you will be immortalized in LOLcat.
I completely agree with the bread idea. I make a killer zucchini bread…I am so jealous of your green phallus, for that reason alone.