That book… yeah, that one.

So, uh, apparently there was some shindig at the nearby Barnes & Noble last Friday.

When we got there, they seemed to have Hogwarts “students” giving demonstrations. I was somewhat disappointed that they couldn’t spare some actually professors, but we managed.

There were also Children. Since when do Children read these books?

The above picture would have been a lot cuter if the little Harry Potter ringer to the far right hadn’t been chasing his siblings around screaming, “CRUCIO!”

Some careless person had gone through the Gay and Lesbian section and covered up some homo books (with, I kid you not, some tech manuals and a Bill O’Reilly book), including Best Lesbian Erotica and, of course, Soulfully Gay. Because there is nothing more threatening to The Little Children then homosex and homoreligion.

Don’t worry, though. We liberated them.