Level 6: Viking Quest

Here’s the premise of Viking Quest: you are a strapping young viking lad, off to raid faraway lands in search of gold and other booty. Ahem. The lands that you’re raiding - do they belong to other strapping Viking lads? The French? Ron Jeremy?

Nope. You’re raiding a monastery. Educational AND ethical!

Edu-tastic!

But how did I fair? Well, it’s me, and being of Germanic (among other) ancestry, I’m pretty much fated to be an awesome viking. I’m not really sure if Germany is anywhere near where the vikings live, but I think they were all in Europe somewhere. Or maybe Russia. Wait, no, I’m thinking Tatars. Yes, definitely pre-qualified as a Viking.

What’s better than the smell of monk blood in the morning, or the feel of shoddily-crafted silver coins in my hand? Obviously, being the chief of my own viking settlement.

That, and the busty blonde Viking daughter of the old chief, who I got to take as my bride. Aggh. Helllga.

Game: Viking Quest
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