Level 19: Sling
I am all about games that have an excessive number of levels, and Sling has an extraordinary 50 levels, including intermittent Boss levels. The goal of the game is to bounce, pull or otherwise move the little green slimeball from white ball to white ball, until a little blue portal opens up. Because you have […]
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Level 18: Deady
I’ll be honest. When I first played Deady, I was a little bit scared.
But once I got into it, I realized this guy is actually kind of cute. As is the way they tell you how bad you suck:
Did you catch that? My evil level is “Can I shine your halo?”
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Bonus Level: FTW Alison Bechdel!
Originally uploaded by Alison Bechdel
Yesterday I went to my first-ever Comic Con. I was only there for two hours, since I had left my copy of Fun Home in the office on campus, so I had to trolley all the way out there, then down to the convention center.
But whoa, was the whole trip (and […]
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Level 17: MonstersGame
An epic battle between vampire and werewolf. Or something.
MonstersGame is part RPG, part “strategy” and 100% pretty grapics. While you never really see what your own character looks like, you do get pretty images of your “sentinel” - the animal you choose to guard you - as well as various kinds of armor, weaponry and […]
Level 16: Pingu Throw
If you liked chucking icicles at Pingu as a Yeti in Icicle Climb, you’ll love whacking him with a bat as a Yeti in Pingu Throw!
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Click to make Pingu jump off a cliff and click again to hit him as hard as you can to make him fly across the snow until he skids […]
Level 15: I Have No Idea
Seriously, I have no idea what this game is called. The page title says Crazy Bomberman, so that seems likely. The actual game says GameArcade. It also says a bunch of other stuff in… Japanese? Korean? Chinese? I have no idea, but the game is like a wacky freakin’ acid trip.
I’m not kidding, just check […]
Level 14: Statetris
Are you a map nerd? Then Statetris is the game for you!
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This game is just like tetris, except that you are trying to assemble all the (continental) states of the US. There are thee levels: easy - the states come down correctly oriented and with names, medium - the states come down randomly oriented […]
Level 13: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Now, I won’t admit to watching the show. Heck no, I’d never admit that. But, out of curiosity, I did wander over to their website and play their online version of the game. Instead of dollars you win “points,” and yes, you still have those five smug-faced brats to help you along the way.
Not that […]
The criticisms of my students would serve as a good warning to visitors of Seeworthy: she talks too fast, she's too hard on us, she assigns too much work, and you have to be a dyke to get a good grade.
In other words, I'm a big, fat, queer, feminist meanie, and I am totally out to get you. Graaagh!
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