Bonus Level: What are your favorite games?
And what are your least? While we’re working hard to bring you the, erm, best in free online gaming, we’re always up for reviewing games we may not have heard of.
So, Blogathonners: what are your favorite browser-based games? They should (at least) have a free version, but they can be any kind - card games, […]
Level 12: Deal or no Deal
Game:Deal of No Deal
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Okay, so here is where I have to admit that Deal or No Deal is one of my guilty pleasures. I don’t usually go looking for it, but I have been known to watch hours on end when nothing else is on, sometimes even yelling at the TV.
Sheana and I always […]
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Level 11: Zombie Romp
In keeping with the last post:
Game:Zombie Romp
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Objective: Stay alive! Use the mouse to point and shoot your gun at the zombies and bats. The instructions say you can walk back and forth, but (maybe its firefox?) I haven’t been able to.
Which means I get killed pretty quickly. It only makes me sad when […]
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Level 10: Night of the Zombie Brain-Eaters from Mars!
With a name like that, you know it’s quality.
Except, tragically, there’s not a whole lot to the game. You are a busty blonde with big hair and you walk left and right throwing… a red shoe? lipstick? clotted blood? I have no idea, but it’s not very effective. Even more frustratingly, I, with my newfound […]
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Level 9: Pyro Sand Game
Pyro Sand Game isn’t so much of a game as, er, well, you’ll see.
There is no goal or objective to this game, just four sand spouts falling from the top of the screen. The rest of it is sort of like paint. At the bottom, you can select what material you want your brush to […]
Level 8: Bank Robber
Seeing as I’m already living a life of crime as a Viking plunderer, the next logical step seemed to be bank robbery. Thus we come to the cleverly named Bank Robber.
You select three criminals… out of the three you’re allowed to play with on the free version. And then you pick tools. And then you […]
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Level 7: Icicle Climb
Game:Icicle Climb
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Objective: You play the Yeti in this game and try to help your penguin friend (Pingu, how cute is that!) climb as high as possible by flinging icicles at the sheet of ice he’s trying to scale. You get a limited number of icicles and he can only jump so high.
This game is […]
Level 6: Viking Quest
Here’s the premise of Viking Quest: you are a strapping young viking lad, off to raid faraway lands in search of gold and other booty. Ahem. The lands that you’re raiding - do they belong to other strapping Viking lads? The French? Ron Jeremy?
Nope. You’re raiding a monastery. Educational AND ethical!
Edu-tastic!
But how did I […]
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